A Permanent Shadow - Corporate #1

Coaching on the job, cherry on the cake

Spare me the TED talk, you horn rimmed fool
Did they teach you this crap at school?
Coaching on the job, cherry on the cake
A quick win is all it takes

I bet you had some boyhood issues
I guess your Daddy was an alcoholic
That's why you morphed from underachiever
Into a full blown workaholic
Oh, that's what you'd like to believe, hahahaha

You let others do the dirty work
While you sit behind your desk
With medals pinned to your chest
Which you hardly deserve, you jerk

Coaching on the job, cherry on the cake

You receive the men from the premier league
With your mouth and ass white open
You'd sell your mother to be one of them
A decision maker with a perma grin

And all the while, all the while
We despise you for who you are
While you count your millions
While you think that you're a star
You think that you have made it
As a corporate number
But when I look into your eyes
I know you'll never get too far

You love it when they kiss your ass
It makes you feel like a success

Coaching on the job, cherry on the cake

Comfort zone, motivational speech
Nonsense talk, opportunities
Sales potential, industry fitness
Return on investment, the Forbes richlist

Comfort zone, motivational speech
Nonsense talk, opportunities
Sales potential, industry fitness
Return on investment, you're on my shitlist